There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind


(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: hedonistpoet)



keepersoftheshire:

I hate boys, fucking complete total dickheads, only want one thing and that’s it, all they do is think with there dicks.

Their* if you’re gonna group us together do it grammatically correct



nihtendo:

"whats bioshock even about"

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(Source: zojjaboy)



averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise



lordflacko91:

Lmao best scene in the entire movie


fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

(Source: bostonreview)



I think my conservations with people would generally go a lot smoother if we began by distinguishing reality from consensual reality.
Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)



tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]




justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

(Source: lisakitto)



rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed



illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim)



olivegarden:

LOL one papercut and he dead


meanplastic:

same

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noturbabygurlx:

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

I JUST WATCHED THIS AND SOMEHOW TOTALLY DIDN’T GET IT

(Source: heathledgers)