hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)




Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

(Source: vintagegal)





queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.



amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN


asapjackson:

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

mmmm, that looks about accurate .



corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop)



sphernetton:

this—too—shall—pass:

asoothingdelight:

SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

i’m just gonna pat myself on the back for this one

(Source: overcrept)




(Source: himynameistade)



mememaster:

I believe in love at first episode



study-blr:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

What even…



There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind


(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: hedonistpoet)



keepersoftheshire:

I hate boys, fucking complete total dickheads, only want one thing and that’s it, all they do is think with there dicks.

Their* if you’re gonna group us together do it grammatically correct



nihtendo:

"whats bioshock even about"

image

(Source: zojjaboy)



averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise